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Saturday, August 6, 2011

Corporate Gibberish




Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical ultra-performance and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.




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Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF.
If you disintermediate macro-extensibly, you may have to disintermediate magnetically.
We will deliver the term "visionary".
If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is!
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Without dot-com, B2C2B iteration, you will lack niches.
Without well-chosen solutions, all-hands meetings are forced to become seamless.
We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development but our ability to synthesize.
It seems marvelous, but it's true!
Think seamless.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.
Think cyber-micro-impactful.





Think back-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time.




Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants?
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable TQM and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not blog-based.
What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
We will regenerate our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to target.
Think reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time.
What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"?
If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to incentivize efficiently.
If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is!
The content factor is real-time.






Think robust, blog-based, innovative. Think virtual. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.



We here at HTMLS MAGIC realize that it is better to recontextualize nano-magnetically than to maximize intra-intuitively.
What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media" really mean?
Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies?
We will enhance the aptitude of schemas to embrace.
Do you have a game plan to become synergistic?
A company that can productize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize faithfully.
The metrics for frictionless, collaborative compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.
What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"?
Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining.
We will grow the industry jargon "reconfigurable".
The power to generate iteravely leads to the power to transform virtually.
We will implement the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar".
Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be resource-constrained?





Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating.
HTMLS MAGIC practically invented the term "power shifts".
Without sufficient deliverables, scalable re-purposing are forced to become customer-defined.
The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not wireless.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use.
The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not co-branded.
We realize that if you repurpose proactively then you may also redefine dynamically.
What does the term "synergistic" really mean?
The metrics for virally-distributed, reality-based, cutting-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365.
Think real-world. Think killer. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.
Think bleeding-edge.
It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent true!
It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely true!
Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python.







We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to integrate.

HTMLS MAGIC practically invented the term "turn-key communities".
What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not impactful.
Think micro-sexy.
We have proven we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also monetize perfectly.
A company that can visualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to enable correctly.
It sounds terrific, but it's accurate!
What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "global" really mean?
If you matrix transparently, you may have to integrate wirelessly.
Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for handling unplanned-for solutions?
Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating.
Think real-time. Think affiliate-based, revolutionary. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time.


We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-purposing but our power to generate.

Have you ever wanted to transform your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees?
Without reporting, you will lack web services.
If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is!
Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 iteration and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.
We will architect the standard industry buzzword "leading-edge".
If you syndicate transparently, you may have to enable intuitively.
Think co-branded.
Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be killer?
We frequently grow best-of-breed bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market!
Quick: do you have a innovative plan for managing emerging synergistic, fractal Total Quality Control?


It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true!

HTMLS MAGIC has revamped the theory of CAE.
The capability to expedite mega-super-seamlessly leads to the power to streamline nano-micro-iteravely.
We believe we know that if you matrix macro-perfectly then you may also maximize virtually.
The aptitude to enable virtually leads to the capability to utilize strategically.
Think robust.
If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to enable intuitively.
Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining.
We will harness the term "integrated".
Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest.
We will utilize the power of power shifts to e-enable.
A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point) be able to synthesize easily.
What does the term "transparent, sticky branding" really mean?
What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!


Think open-source.

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What does the term "project management" really mean?
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If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is!
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What does the term "value-added implementation" really mean?
What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean?
Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating.
Think macro-scalable.
Without well-chosen subscriber communities, niches are forced to become bricks-and-clicks.
The capability to engage intuitively leads to the capacity to brand interactively.